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Sex Toy Company Offers Month’s Supply of Cock Rings
Los Angeles, CA, -An award-winning sex toy company is offering a month’s supply of disposable fun to a young couple whose mortifying family mix-up is making the rounds online. The duo got the surprise of a lifetime after their 2-year-old niece confused a bright pink cock ring for a brand-new wristwatch and proceeded to present the bauble to every adult in the house. Uncle Ben forgot to stow the sex toy away and now must endure the wrath of his family – at least until Screaming O’s shipment of disposable vibrating rings arrives at his doorstep.
“There’s no match for the hellbent curiosity of a kid, and privacy and discretion is key – which is why so many people love Screaming O’s disposable body-safe sex toys,” Screaming O Representative Conde Aumann said. “We want Ben and his girlfriend to be able to connect with each other without fear of another awkward family moment, which is why we’ve got a month’s supply of disposable vibrating rings ready and waiting for them.”
Screaming O specializes in affordable and disposable cock rings (mini vibes, too) designed to make quickies – and anything couples with kids can make time for – feel more satisfying for both partners.
“Because even the most clever storage solutions are no match for snooping roommates, so why spend time and money experimenting with ‘discreet storage’ when you can just throw your worries away?” Conde said. “We can’t wait to hear how Ben and his girlfriend enjoy their new sex toy swag.”
The now-viral (and forever-embarrassing) story has taught an important lesson in the intricate art of childcare. The key takeaway: keep your sex toys far far far out of each of prying hands and snooping minds – or just stock up at http://screamingo.com/ and make everyone’s dreams come true.
Screaming O is the award-winning adult product designer behind some of the most popular sex toys on the market, successfully enhancing relationships since 2005. Screaming O products are easy to use, fun to try, and made of body-safe materials that consumers (and their kids) can trust. Every material is lab-tested to confirm safety and each product is priced low enough to make it possible for almost anyone – new parents included – to afford.
From the original disposable Screaming O Vibrating Ring to the disposable FingO Tips teeny tiny fingertip vibrator, Screaming O has a fun and affordable sex toy for everyone. Try one of these best-selling disposable designs today!
For more information, please visit http://screamingo.com.
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