Autoblow 2 to Ryan Lochte: We Have a Job for You

By on August 24, 2016

Chicago, IL – The Autoblow 2, the record breaking crowdfunded automated male oral sex simulator, is all about giving men a helping hand – especially during hard times. As Olympic Gold Medalist Ryan Lochte returns to the US having lost all of his major endorsements and sponsors, Autoblow 2 inventor Brian Sloan has decided to give him a second chance.

“It takes years of dedication and practice to win one Olympic Medal let alone 12, so I see in him a man with qualities our brand stands for. I forgive him for his mistake and want to put him in front of an audience of men who admire him as the champion he is to help us promote the champion of masturbation devices: the Autoblow 2, said Autoblow inventor Brian Sloan. “The Autoblow 2’s tireless motor exemplifies the Olympic spirit much as Lochte did while winning his medals,” he added.

The Autoblow 2’s offer to Ryan Lochte is as follows:

We will send him to a photo studio and pay him $10,000 for a photograph of him holding the Autoblow 2+ while smiling and pointing at it. We will add the following caption and use the image in our advertisements: Autoblow 2: the masturbation device Olympic champions chose.

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