Pipedream Releases J-Law Love Doll!

By on December 11, 2014
J-Law Love Doll

Doll Released As Movie Tops Box Office For Third Straight Week!

CHATSWORTH, Calif. — December 08, 2014 — Pipedream is releasing their J-Law Love Doll, the latest inflatable Hollywood hottie from their controversial and best-selling Super Star Series. The doll’s release comes as “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1” topped the box office for the third straight week, and customers are urged to place their orders now while supplies last.

In true Pipedream fashion, the nearly identical photos and hilarious copy poke fun at the young actresses’ hacked cell phone pics, while the box cover shows the A-lister taking nude selfies in compromising situations. The description on the back of the box reads:

We’re not sure what came faster, news of J-Laws leaked selfies or the thousands of guys waiting for this day to finally come! She did the world a favor when her sexy selfies spread across the internet, and now Hollywood’s honey is getting naked for the money! If hacked cell phone pics weren’t enough to make J-Law our favorite new selfie slut, her brand new blowup doll is proof that this blockbuster babe is ready for primetime penetration! Just add air and this American hustler transforms into America’s hooker right before your eyes! There’s no silver lining to her 3 love holes, but if you add a little lube they feel great wrapping around every inch of your pleasure rod! Her cloud got hacked so you can get jacked!

“Nobody creates products with mainstream crossover appeal like Pipedream,” said Pipedream Chairman and CEO Nick Orlandino. “The publicity we receive when one of these celebrity dolls hits the market is priceless. Our customers will definitely experience rising sales as J-Law blows up–literally!”

To get your J-Law Love Doll or any other blowup babes from Pipedream’s Super Star Series, contact your sales person today!

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